Clay (Not Clayface, although his face is rather odd) has responded to my letter, which was a response to his original letter, which started out as a response to the letter Alfred burned in The Dark Knight. Which was written by Rachel Dawes, but we still call it the “Alfred Letter.” Don’t worry. There’s no time travel involved, but you should take the time to read Clay’s letter below.
I guess it isn't Alfred's lettah at all then, is it? OK back to square one! JUST KIDDING! I'm not fugly, I was born this way!